Post by whitney dirim montgomery on Feb 23, 2013 18:38:39 GMT -4
*whitney dirim montgomery
aka'd whit or the d
whitney has had it going on for seventeen years
and she can't get enough of those sexy men in the park
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`` friends[/color][/font]
••• justmet friends help you when you're in danger
••• acquaintances friends are people who are not strangers
••• firstnamebasis friends help you shift into a new place
••• friendofafriend and tell you if you've got food on your face
••• sameclique friends are the ones on who you can depend
••• fakefriends he's my friend, he's not my friend and
••• becomingfriends friends are the ones who are there in the end
••• secretfriends he's my friend, they're not my friends
••• trustingfriends if you trip over i'll catch your fall
••• enemiesturned if you kick my dick i won't break your balls
••• partyfriends if you get drunk and vomit on me
••• roommates i'll make sure you get home safely
••• averagefriends if you crossed the road and a truck struck you
••• closefriends i'd pick you up and reconstruct you
••• bestfriends i'll cheer you up if you're depressed
••• likesiblings if you are murdered i'll avenge your death
`` enemies[/color][/font]
••• dieinaditch children on the street using guns and knives
••• archnemesis they're taking drugs and each other's lives
••• brethatesyou killing each other with knives and forks
••• youhatebret and calling each other names like dork
••• enemies there's people on the street getting diseases
••• severe dislike from monkeys yeah that's what i said they're
••• friendlyrivalry getting diseases from monkeys now there's
••• unfriendlyrivalry junkies with monkey disease who's touching
••• youbullybret these monkeys please leave these poor
••• bretbulliesyou sick monkeys alone they're sick
••• annoyance they've got problems enough as it is
••• avoidance a man is lying on the street some punk has
••• righteousanger chopped off his head i'm the only one who
••• friendsturned stops to see if he's dead turns out he's dead
••• byassociation that's why i'm singing what is wrong with the
••• hatfieldandmccoy world today? what's wrong with the world today?
`` loves[/color][/font]
••• obsession lives are like retractable pencils
••• fuckbuddies if you push too hard they're gonna break
••• friendswithbenefits and people are like paper dolls
••• crushonbret paper dolls and people, they're a similar shape
••• crushonyou love is like a roll of sellotape because
••• mutualcrush it's real good for making two things one
••• flirtbuddies but just like that roll of tape
••• ex-on[?]terms love sometimes breaks off before you're done
••• secretrelationship another way love is similar to tape
••• childhoodsweethearts is sometimes it's hard to see the end
••• cheatingon[?] you search on the roll with your fingernail
••• onandoff again and again and again and again and again
••• forbidden brown paper, white paper, stick it together
••• current with the tape the tape of love the sticky stuff
••• final put the pencil to the paper give the paper to the people
••• possiblefuture let the people read about the sellotape
`` others[/color][/font]
••• spouse it is the distant future the year 2000
••• parent we are robots the world is quite different
••• sibling ever since the robotic uprising of the late
••• cousin 90's there is no more unhappiness
••• child we no longer say yes we say affirmative
••• relative unless we know the other robot really well
••• protectiveof[?] there is no more unethical treatment of the
••• goodpast elephants well there's no more elephants
••• badpast[?] there's only one kind of dance the robot
••• coworker/classmate and the robo boogie two kinds of dances
••• minorrole but there are no more humans finally
••• majorrole robotic beings rule the world the humans
••• mentorof[?] are dead the humans are dead we used
••• badinfluence poisonous gases and we poisoned their asses
••• goodinfluence it had to be done so that we could have fun
••• complicated they had so much aggression that we just
••• other[specify] had to kill them had to shut their systems down
okay, so there are 65 different choices for relationships,
which is just enough to identify any pair of people without
getting too detailed. your details should be in the history
section anyways. speaking of which, please don't give me
two sentences or something. describe how your character
felt when first meeting my character, exactly how they met,
what's happened since then, current feelings, and all that.
this is a very handy reference point whenever we need to look
at what's happened before, so make it good. i'll be sure to return
the favor!;]
this plot page was made by blondie ! of caution 2.0, which
is a very nice site that you should check out as soon as you can.
this plot page was inspired by the fourth most popular parody band
in new zealand, the amazing flight of the conchords. they provided
the songs from which the lyrics come from. the songs are friends,
think think about it, sellotape, and robots (humans are dead). the
header of [pb] was made by maker of image.
which is just enough to identify any pair of people without
getting too detailed. your details should be in the history
section anyways. speaking of which, please don't give me
two sentences or something. describe how your character
felt when first meeting my character, exactly how they met,
what's happened since then, current feelings, and all that.
this is a very handy reference point whenever we need to look
at what's happened before, so make it good. i'll be sure to return
the favor!;]
this plot page was made by blondie ! of caution 2.0, which
is a very nice site that you should check out as soon as you can.
this plot page was inspired by the fourth most popular parody band
in new zealand, the amazing flight of the conchords. they provided
the songs from which the lyrics come from. the songs are friends,
think think about it, sellotape, and robots (humans are dead). the
header of [pb] was made by maker of image.
